Can you commit to an entire month of gooning? GOONER ACADEMY provides you with milestone targets and rewards when you reach them. Each predetermined goal you achieve will unlock another full length gooning clip. This is an interactive experience that rewards consistency and continued edging throughout the month. You can start at any time - you don’t have to start at the beginning of the month. There are 31 days included in this specific GOONER ACADEMY module. Also included in GOONER ACADEMY: goon syllabus, gooner ranking system, goon confessional & goon clip roulette.

TEN full length gooning clips can be unlocked during your GOONER ACADEMY course.

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You’re a pussy free LOSER! How do you cope with that? By watching porn. And now, as a result, porn has RUINED your sexual stamina, and it has eliminated any possibility of having sex or functioning as a normal male within a sexual context. You watched porn because you couldn’t get PUSSY and now you’re PIED and you will ABSOLUTELY NEVER GET PUSSY. It was a certain fact before porn, but now that PORN has ruined you, it’s irreversible. You’re a PIED loser. You’ve watched so much porn, your cock only gets hard for porn. It’s a never ending cycle. PORN makes you feel good. Porn makes you worse.

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You’re such a STUPID porn addict. PORN has ruined your brain. You LOVE jerking yourself dumb for porn. BREAK YOUR BRAIN while you edge yourself into mindless oblivion. You’re such a horny little jerk junkie. So obsessed with porn and stroking you can’t think about anything else. STUUUPID DUMBBBB HORNYYY IDIOTTTTT. Go BLANK for PORN!!!

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The finisher. This clip is useless without parts 1 & 2 - start there!

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This is a super HOT 3 part CEI game for GOONERS. Start with part 1, and I will explain it all in great detail. This CEI assignment can be tailored to your specific intensity level. YOU MUST START WITH PART 1 (this clip)

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Step 2 in your GOON CEI journey. Must watch part 1 or this won’t make any sense :)

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You are so PATHETIC. Women don’t want to FUCK you. You spend all day jerking your cock like a helpless little dumbfuck. You’ll never be normal. You will never get laid. You're just a hopeless little jerk addict. Fuck your hand pussy while I degrade you... You fucking LOVE it.

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Think you can avoid gooning? Do your best, or PAY UP. That’s right - by watching this clip you’re entering into a verbal agreement with me. Avoid gooning (stroking) or pay the GOON FINE. I am going to make it SOO hard for you to resist. I want you to fail. I want your cash AND I want you to GOON for me. I am going to trigger you, tempt you, and tease you ~ and you will fall for me, I am going to make 100% sure of it. Don’t believe me? You won’t expect the traps I have set for you within this clip. Buy this clip and listen closely as I lay out all of the rules and regulations regarding my little goon trap game.

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You read the title. I’m going to tell you a secret today.

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Porn is better than your WIFE. PORN makes you cum harder than she ever could. Your cock gets soft for your wife. I am going to program you to only get hard for femdom and porn. You LOVE my bitchy, anti-wife, pro-porn home wrecking.

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Porn consumes you. It rules your life. Pump for porn goddesses and their perfect bouncing tits and asses. Your cock craves porn. Porn makes you feel so weak, and you love it. Bouncing tits. Perfect asses. Turn your brain off for porn brats.

A task for horny gay pervs. This totally gay task is designed for all gay comfort levels. Softcore, hardcore, and hardcore plus 1. This will all make sense to you as you listen to the instructions within this clip. Begin to edge as I guide you into a horny gay task designed to make you even fucking GAYER.